imported>Novaepee at 07:58, 1 January 2021

2021-01-01T07:58:53Z

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Elsa 'l'Epee' Spinnewyn in game.

My YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsPb9_HVn1CqVo-9oQhnsEw

'''SHITPOSTING'''

== Command ==
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![[File:DMCA_CO.png|64px|link=TGMC:Commander|Commander]] [[TGMC:Commander|Captain]]
|The Captain of THEIR DOOM. Don't fix engine; get bitched at by medical and marines when autodoc has no power. Don't load OB; get bitched at by marines and SL for not loading OB. Don't communicate to marines; get bitched at by marines and Discord for being a shit captain. Get bwoink or jobban for deploying to planetside.
!aCaptain
! style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" |'''FUCKING WANKER'''
|-
![[File:TGMC_FC.png|126px|link=TGMC:Field_Commander|Field Commander]] [[TGMC:Field_Commander|Field Commander]]
|The embodiment of TGMC's spirituality: the unga dunga. The running synthetic with a gun. OB, CAS, railgun, and mortar marines to heal them. Used to be able to use SG. Superior than captain. Can't make medals.
!aMajor
! style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" |decap simulation until wear helmet
|-
![[File:DMCA_SO.png|64px|link=TGMC:Intelligence_Officer|Intelligence Officer]] [[TGMC:Intelligence_Officer|Staff Officer]]
|Literally captain with no Mateba.
!aLieutenant Commander
! style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" |just overwatch
|-
![[File:DMCA_PO.png|64px|link=TGMC:Pilot_Officer|Pilot Officer]] [[TGMC:Pilot_Officer|Pilot Officer]]
|Don't put on attachments on Alamo. Think that coolage attaachment is useful. Doesn't print out surgery table for MO doing Alamo surgery. Launch Alamo or CAS plane before engineers make FOB with drone. Cycle without telling marines. Periods between cycle takes too long, making marines wait. Don't deploy turrets. Lockdown marines in Alamo EVEN IN SHIPSIDE
!aWarrant Officer
! style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" |fly boi
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== Engineering/Requisitions ==
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![[File:TGMCCE.png|126px|link=TGMC:Chief_Engineer|Chief Engineer]] [[TGMC:Chief_Engineer|Chief Ship Engineer]]
|Don't fix engine, don't fix OB, don't deconstruct tables, don't deconstruct chairs, don't do req when RO cryo.
!aLieutenant
! style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" |¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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![[File:DMCA_RO.png|64px|link=TGMC:Requisitions_Officer|Requisitions Officer]] [[TGMC:Requisitions_Officer|Requisitions Officer]]
|Buy B18 and Mateba for himself. Don't give marines their Jaegar mods. Yells at marines for not selling xenos even when RO have not given marines bluespace export. Tase marines when entering his sacred space in req. Get disarmed and lose tase forever.
!aChief Petty Officer
! style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" |jew master level 100
|-
![[File:DMCA_MT.png|64px|link=TGMC:Ship_Technician|Ship Technician]] [[TGMC:Maintenance_Technician|Ship Technician]]
|Fuck about in ship, cryo or SSD when needed the most. Engineer without a life's purpose.
!aPetty Officer
! style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" |literally CSE with no orders and less access
|-
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== Medical ==
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![[File:DMCA_CMO.png|64px|link=TGMC:Chief_Medical_Officer|Chief Medical Officer]] [[TGMC:Chief_Medical_Officer|Chief Medical Officer]]
|Put people in autodocs. Bitch to captain or someone in shipside to fix engine. Doesn't know about infection, so marines necro. Barely use blood packs when marines are in low blood. Never take out larva out of marine, so now xeno is in shipside.
!aN/A
! style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" |Surgery Simulator 2020
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![[File:DMCA_Doctor.png|64px|link=TGMC:Doctor|Doctor]] [[TGMC:Medical Officer|Medical Officer]]
| '''Almost nonexisent.''' Can't do surgery, so autodoc. Use autodoc too much, so medbay APC runs out of power. Too fucking bored since CMO took Alamo surgery. Doesn't know that cryotube exist. Doesn't clean gloves after surgery, so marine gets infection. Feeds marine pills during surgery, so marine gets infection. Takes too long during surgery, so marine get infection.
!aN/A
! style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" |"im new to this, so how to play?"
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== Marines ==
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![[File:DMCA_SL.png|64px|link=TGMC:Squad_Leader|Squad Leader]] [[TGMC:Squad_Leader|Squad Leader]]
|Doesn't set supply beacon down. Yell at marines for not following him to push. OB, railgun, CAS, and mortar the FOB. Then proceed to never using tac binos ever again; also never give tac binos to anyone when SSD or cryo. Might be old enough to be GAYery seargent.
!aStaff Seargent
! style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" |just a bigger unga
|-
![[File:DMCA_SG.png|64px|link=TGMC:Squad_Smartgunner|Squad Smartgunner]] [[TGMC:Squad_Smartgunner|Squad Smartgunner]]
|https://github.com/tgstation/TerraGov-Marine-Corps/pull/5260
!aCorporal
! style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" |brain dead easy
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![[File:DMCA_Engineer.png|64px|link=TGMC:Squad_Engineer|Squad Engineer]] [[TGMC:Squad_Engineer|Squad Engineer]]
|Doesn't know how to build FOB with drone. Avoid building FOB with drone. Go unga instead of maintaining FOB or cades. Blinds oneself with blowtorch. Doesn't protect sentry from crusher.
!aLance Corporal
! style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" |bob the builder with autism
|-
![[File:DMCA_Medic.png|64px|link=TGMC:Squad_Medic|Squad Medic]] [[TGMC:Squad Corpsman|Squad Corpsman]]
|Keep your squad <s>drugged</s> alive. Accidentally overdose your commander. Scream "CLEAR!!" every time you use the defib. Bring wounded marines back for surgery. Get killed first and have nobody revive you.
!aLance Corporal
! style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" |OD simulator
|-
![[File:DMCA_PFC.png|64px|link=TGMC:Squad_Marine|Squad Marine]] [[TGMC:Squad_Marine|Squad Marine]]
|the basics of all unga, but the most unga of them all
!aPrivate First Class
! style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" |Very Easy
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== Special ==
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![[File:DMCA_Synthetic.png|64px|link=TGMC:Synthetic|Synthetic]] [[TGMC:Synthetic|Synthetic]]
|Help the crew the best you can. Multi-task 4+ roles due to low population and/or incompetence. Be ostracized and bullied for being a synthetic.
!aN/A
! style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" |Very Hard
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![[File:DMCA_Corporate Liason.png|64px|link=TGMC:Coporate Liason|Corporate Liason]] [[TGMC:Corporate Liason|Corporate Liason]]
|Manage relations between your Corporate masters, and the Theseus. High roleplay opportunity, opportunity being keyword.
!aN/A
! style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" |Very Hard
|-
![[File:DMCA_Researcher.png|64px|link=TGMC:Researcher|Researcher]] [[TGMC:Researcher|Researcher]]
|Research things. Be sad because there's nothing currently to your job, so go be the cool Medical Officer with the good shit.
!aN/A
! style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" |Easy
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== Tier 0 ==
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!{{anchor|Larva}}[[File:LarvaTGMC.png|128px|link=TGMC:Larva|Larva]] [[TGMC:Larva|Larva]]
|be the combat larva that everyone need and not deserved. Evolves into [[#Drone|Combat Drone]], [[#Runner|young rouny]], [[#Defender|the rare Defender that is used to evolved into a warrior]] or [[#Sentinel|the chad Sentinel]].
!arest in weed until evolve
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== Tier 1 ==
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!{{anchor|Drone}}[[File:Wiki_Images.png|128px|link=TGMC:Drone|Drone]] [[TGMC:Drone|Drone]]
|Use frenzy for combat drone. need weed 4 speed. spend time combat droning and not weeding the entire fucking planet. don't use healing phenomone, or forget to use them at all, when resting. don't heal other benos Evolves from [[#Larva|the Primorial larba]]; evolves into [[#Carrier|cancer Carrier]], [[#Hivelord|resin wall hugger Hivelord]], [[#Hivemind|Bitchmind]], [[#Shrike|psychic drone]], or [[#Queen|thicc mommy drone]].
!aEasy to get into, but fun to master
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!{{anchor|Defender}}[[File:DefenderTGMC.png|128px|link=TGMC:Defender|Defender]] [[TGMC:Defender|Defender]]
|Be a living shield. Evolves from [[#Larva|Larva]]; evolves into [[#Warrior|Warrior]].
!aEasy
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!{{anchor|Runner}}[[File:RunnerTGMC.png|128px|link=TGMC:Runner|Runner]] [[TGMC:Runner|Runner]]
|Harass groups, and abduct or kill solitary Marines. Evolves from [[#Larva|Larva]]; evolves into [[#Hunter|Hunter]] or [[#Bull|Bull]], or becomes [[#Panther|Panther]]
!aIntermediate
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!{{anchor|Sentinel}}[[File:SentinelTGMC.png|128px|link=TGMC:Sentinel|Sentinel]] [[TGMC:Sentinel|Sentinel]]
|Subdue threats with neurotoxin, and prevent hosts from escaping the hive. Evolves from [[#Larva|Larva]]; evolves into [[#Spitter|Spitter]].
!aIntermediate
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|}

== Tier 2 ==
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!{{anchor|Carrier}}[[File:CarrierTGMC.png|128px|link=TGMC:Carrier|Carrier]] [[TGMC:Carrier|Carrier]]
|Bring facehuggers to the frontline to attach to marines directly, or create traps to infect them as they advance. Evolves from [[#Drone|Drone]].
!aIntermediate
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!{{anchor|Hivelord}}[[File:HivelordTGMC.png|128px|link=TGMC:Hivelord|Hivelord]] [[TGMC:Hivelord|Hivelord]]
|Be a bigger, faster, better Drone. Make ever-larger walls, and dig tunnels to flank Marine positions. Evolves from [[#Drone|Drone]].
!aIntermediate
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!{{anchor|Warrior}}[[File:WarriorTGMC.png|128px|link=TGMC:Warrior|Warrior]] [[TGMC:Warrior|Warrior]]
|Use your close-quarter combat abilities to beat Marines to a pulp. Evolves from [[#Defender|Defender]]; evolves into [[#Crusher|Crusher]].
!aHard
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!{{anchor|Hunter}}[[File:HunterTGMC.png|128px|link=TGMC:Hunter|Hunter]] [[TGMC:Hunter|Hunter]]
|Be a better ambusher, with the ability to become near-invisible. Evolves from [[#Runner|Runner]]; evolves into [[#Ravager|Ravager]].
!aHard
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!{{anchor|Bull}}[[File:Bull TGMC.png|128px|link=TGMC:Bull|Bull]] [[TGMC:Bull|Bull]]
|Become a faster and more flexible, but much less tankier alternative to the crusher. Evolves from [[#Runner|Runner]]; evolves into [[#Crusher|Crusher]].
!a Hard
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!{{anchor|Spitter}}[[File:SpitterTGMC.png|128px|link=TGMC:Spitter|Spitter]] [[TGMC:Spitter|Spitter]]
|Fight at medium range using acid spit. Evolves from [[#Sentinel|Sentinel]]; evolves into [[#Boiler|Boiler]] or [[#Praetorian|Praetorian]]
!aIntermediate
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== Tier 3 ==
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!{{anchor|Praetorian}}[[File:PraetorianTGMC.png|128px|link=TGMC:Praetorian|Praetorian]] [[TGMC:Praetorian|Praetorian]]
|Use your strong pheromones and spit to act as a solid ranged support caste on the front lines. Evolves from [[#Spitter|Spitter]].
!aHard
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!{{anchor|Crusher}}[[File:CrusherTGMC.png|128px|link=TGMC:Crusher|Crusher]] [[TGMC:Crusher|Crusher]]
|Charge at and ram into fortifications. Evolves from [[#Warrior|Warrior]] or [[#Bull|Bull]]
!aIntermediate
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!{{anchor|Ravager}}[[File:RavagerTGMC.png|128px|link=TGMC:Ravager|Ravager]] [[TGMC:Ravager|Ravager]]
|Rip and tear. Evolves from [[#Hunter|Hunter]].
!aHard
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!{{anchor|Boiler}}[[File:DMCA_Boiler.png|128px|link=TGMC:Boiler|Boiler]] [[TGMC:Boiler|Boiler]]
|Bombard threats from a long distance with powerful spit attacks. Evolves from [[#Spitter|Spitter]].
!aHard
|-
!{{anchor|Defiler}}[[File:TGMC_Defiler.png|128px|link=TGMC:Defiler|Defiler]] [[TGMC:Defiler|Defiler]]
|Use your dorsal vents to expel neurotoxin smokescreens, and your neurotoxin claws to stun Marines. Your tail stinger injects marines with a neurotoxin/larval growth serum cocktail which can even infect them with a larva. Evolves from [[#Carrier|Carrier]] and [[#Hivelord|Hivelord]].
!aHard
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!{{anchor|Shrike}}[[File:Shrike.png|128px|link=TGMC:Shrike|Shrike]] [[TGMC:Shrike|Shrike]]
|The Princess of the hive. Support your sisters with psychic abilities, healing and powerful pheromones. Evolves from [[#Drone|Drone]], evolves to [[#Queen|Queen]]. Only one per Hive.
!aIntermediate
|-
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== Tier 4 ==
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!{{anchor|Queen}}[[File:QueenTGMC.png|128px|link=TGMC:Queen|Queen]] [[TGMC:Queen|Queen]]
|Lead the hive from overwatch, using abilities and pheromones to help them perform their jobs. Use your powerful screech ability to lead a push. Evolves from [[#Shrike|Shrike]]; there can only be one Queen per hive.
!aVery Hard
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!{{anchor|Hivemind}}[[File:HivemindTGMC.png|128px|link=TGMC:Hivemind|Hivemind]] [[TGMC:Hivemind|Hivemind]]
|Lead the hive from overwatch, using abilities and pheromones to help them perform their jobs. Evolves from [[#Drone|Drone]]; there can only be one Hivemind per hive.
!aHard
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|}

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imported>Novaepee at 07:58, 1 January 2021